by mofo February 29, 2004

Catholic Holy Day observed 40 days prior to Good Friday, where believers walk around with dirt X on their forehead in order to flaunt their holiness.
Normal Guy: Dude, you have some dirt on your face
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!
by Andrew Thrillson March 5, 2004

When you're smoking a nice bowl and, upon inhalation, instead of getting a full, rich mouthful of flavorful smoke, you suck the burning cherry into the back of your throat. Ash Wednesday!!
Dude 1: *inhale* OW!! F*CK!! SHIT!! *cough* GODDAMN IT!! *cough*
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!
by Drop Five August 29, 2009

The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.
by Zoe March 2, 2004

A holiday centered around a character from the world's first manga that's celebrated by children ages 6 and up.
Come to church and celebrate Ash Wednesday with us. There will be whole wheat bread and filter water!
by homer definitions May 5, 2018

by hobrarian March 3, 2004

by whymanwhy March 6, 2004
