96

A term used when a break-up in a relationship occurs after doing 69.

After an unsuccessful 69, a 96 had occurred, ending the relationship.

by Gonzy August 7, 2012

96

The opposite of 69. Also its a number.

Dude 96 is my favorite number:)

by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018

96

96 is a relationship that has gone sour and needs to be repaired or ended.

Dick and Virgina's honeymoon period quickly turned into a 96 and they are going to marriage counseling.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

96

reverse position of the famous sexual 69 position where girl gives sloppy toppy and a dude gives her the power tongue (the lick of her life)

commit 96?

by 987654323456y7u October 4, 2021

96

69 in reverse

instead of 69 its 96

by 987654323456y7u January 10, 2022

A 96

A person who isn't perfect (a 100), but is pretty damn close.

Person: dude, check her out.
Other Person: dude, you've got a girlfriend.
Person: yeah but I'm just looking.
Other Person: dude your girlfriend is a 96, why bother even just looking at anyone else?

by HKA January 15, 2014

96

Although like 69, it primarily focuses on pleasuring each other's poop-shooter.

Take a shit and then a shower, we're 96'in tonight bitch!

by Eddie Murph April 15, 2008