That's not what she said

what she wouldn't say.

unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"

k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)

m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.

(That is not what she said)

k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)

m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
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that's what she said

a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke
simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
by Kevin Blau October 11, 2006
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That’s what she said

A term commonly used in the hit 2005 nbc comedy show “the office” by the character Michael Scott

It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said
“Why did you get it so big?”

“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party
by purplemoonsailor April 22, 2018
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That’s what she said

A response to an inappropriate sentence that wasn’t intentionally inappropriate
Get out of my nook!”
“That’s what she said
by Jackson Curt October 21, 2017
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That's what she said

Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.
Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?"

John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."

(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"
by tiopepe82 October 1, 2009
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That's what she said

A term often used when a sexual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke
"My god, its huge!"
"That's what she said."
by Paddy92 March 16, 2007
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That's what she said

Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
by Andre "Shinigami" G. October 15, 2008
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