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that's the money 

A term used when something is right
"that's the money!" -Alex
"What is my life?" -Jirard

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head 

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

That's So Money 

A phrase used, largely by those that consider themselves "trendy" or cool", to describe something they find worthy of admiration. Can be used to describe facebook profile pictures and/or magnificent paintings. Not used to describe Jesus, or John McCain.
Joshua: *uploads new profile picture*
Sandy: *comments on photo* THAT'S SO MONEY!
Joshua: thanks gurrllllllllll
Sandy: youre so trendy/cool
That's So Money by EUNUCHTROLLFACE January 26, 2011

that’s my mom 

A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.
Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho

That's A Mouth Shot 

When someone fucks up something and they need to be punished, they receive a punch to the mouth.
"Hey my brother got a ticket cause I wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot"
That's A Mouth Shot by Slight- October 7, 2019

oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone
When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"