Thanksgiving

In 1621 A time where puritan pilgrims with pointy black leprechaun hats and Native indian americans joined together to have a feast of food to thank god for the blessings. Nowadays, fattening everyday american food, (like battered god knows what) is eaten to thank Colonel sanders for kfc and cholesterol.

Dude we should totally go to KFC for Thanksgiving!

Please dont take this as an offence/insult americans, this is partly ment to be a joke.

by geminitwins22 November 26, 2014

Thanksgiving

A tradition started by the Indians to make the white folks get fat, so that when they get revenge and kill all of us in 2012, we'll be too fat and lazy to fight back.

Every ****ing year we eat way too much at Thanksgiving.

by Alex Zelking November 23, 2006

thanksgiving

A day that epitomizes how wonderful it is to be a gluttonous, fat, lazy American. A day to sit on stolen land eating food we may have never discovered and watch a sport that was copied from the very shores our ancestors so readily fled. Also conveniently situated on a Thursday, meaning most people end up with a 4-day weekend.

The origin of the word Thanksgiving:
"THANKS for the gardening tips, Chief. We'll be GIVING you some blankets as soon as we get the ships unloaded."

by Sean Solo December 19, 2007

thanksgiving

a day that celebrates heling each other in times of need. also about killing native americans, but lets not think about that part.

white guy: happy thanksgiving!
native american:i gave you corn, you killed my people...

by supercoolawsomefantasticguy December 23, 2007

thanksgiving

super genocide of turkeys

it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!

by mAgik bUs December 28, 2005

Thanksgiving

A four day “shock and awe” (q.v.) ritual of masochistic excess designed to torture Americans into some form of familial cohesion, usually imaginary. Undertaken as unconscious penance for what they done to the Indians.

Oh God! We have to go to my parents' house for Thanksgiving! Honey, where'd you put the waterboard?

by Spamarella November 28, 2010

Thanksgiving

The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America

"Happy Thanksgiving! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."

by hardrock711 November 21, 2011