The Thing

A sex move in which the male cums on his partner's face before throwing crushed Doritos all over them.

"How was last night?"
"I turned her into The Thing"

by xxpwndxx711 November 20, 2018

The thing

It’s a thing

“THIS IS THE THING THAT YOU PUNCH AT”

by this is a name <— December 4, 2021

The thing

The thing has become a popular term used to describe when a man gets "boner". The term became popular during the summer of 2022 and used mostly in the Toronto area.

"When he saw his wife he got the thing"

by Thehiddenone34 October 8, 2022

The Thing

A level 5 sexual move in which you need rocks and dirt. To preform this move you must nut on the bitches back and then right before she has time to react throw the rocks and dirt on her

I just did The Thing to a bitch last night.

by Big Dick Fella June 17, 2023

The Thing

The dialectic between the antithesis and the synthesis of a topic, generating a new synthesis when created.

Goodrich has posited the thing

by Ralphwiggum47 October 10, 2024

The Thing

Refers to a fat cat. It is used in cat brainrot videos

Drinking milk straight from the thing.

by WeLoveSPAM February 4, 2025

the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007