textastrophy

Any text sent to the wrong person.

I just sent a text to the wrong person. It's a textastrophy!

by Bugstomper2 September 3, 2016

textasaurus rex

A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.

"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."

by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

textay

An exorbitantly long text that, on one's phone, almost resembles an essay. Something that the person probably should have just called you and talked to you or left you a voicemail for. Textays usually go off on tangents and ignore the original topic at hand.

Chick, via text: hey how's it going :) i went to the supermarket ystrday and i was thinking of youuu i saw these cantaloupes and their skin had the most bumpy texture just like your hands after you were carrying the furniture upstairsss like who even knew someones skin could turn out like that?? i dont know?? haha we'll see after i go to med school though and i can diagnose everyone like it's nobody's business.. xxxoxxo ;))
Dude to friend: Wow, all I asked her was if she wanted to go to the hockey game... She sent me back a whole textay.
Friend: Maybe you should grade that shit.

by Brohan Santana May 22, 2009

textasaurus

An individual that creates numerous text messages throughout the day as a form of communication.

Julie text me like 100 times today-- She's a textasaurus!1

by Sky Pace April 2, 2007

textasm

The point at which two people actively engaged in sexting have reached a point in dirtiness that cannot be matched later in conversation, thus reaching a climax of sexual innuendos.

The conversation had clearly reached its textasm after the two revealed their secret fantasies. They could not figure out a way to top that and lost the sexy mood until the refractory period had ended.

by Saint Bennie August 30, 2010

textassult

An insult via text.

I read my text after I broke up with my girlfriend, only to find the beginning of a textassult that would last for a week.

by wordcarpenter December 12, 2012

textascape

An escape from all texting or other text based communications. Commonly occurring due to losing ones phone, and realizing shortly there after just how relaxing the break from technology is.

katie: did you hear Sasha had her iPhone stolen?

Ian: yeah you'd think she'd be on facebook chat alot now since she can't text!

Katie: no i think she is actually enjoying her time away from all the technology"

Ian:oh you mean she went on a textascape! she'll be back eventually.

by k2pilot January 28, 2009