textardation

That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.

"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?

by Quills13 March 7, 2014

TeaTards

TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.

or
Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
or
You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.

by artfulmark February 16, 2010

textarded

The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text

I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.

by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009

texttarded

One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.

Sorry my message was unreadable, I'm a little texttarded.

by Mauimac March 7, 2016

Teatard

A word invented by progressive internet trolls who lack the intellectual ability to argue a position on it's own merit.

"I have no counter argument for your statements so I'm just going to call you names like "Teatard" because I can't think above a 10 year old level.

by a REAL liberal August 22, 2011

tectard

typical nethouse customer

How do I use this internet thing

by Pariah March 21, 2003

Tetard

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007