texanese

To be from Texas and Japan at the same time. Meaning that one could have lived in one place and been born in a different place.

"That Asian girl has a Texas accent- she's so Texanese."

by unspokencoiler December 14, 2008

Teakanese

Is a language very similar to Gibberish that only 4-5 people in the world know at the moment. Origin Australia, South Australia.

Teakanese: "Parush dil gilma dileta mahier"
English Translation: BALLIN NIHHH HAMM.

by 144magnoliascreet November 25, 2011

Textonese

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

by Skeeter Clemens March 10, 2008

morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011

Textonese

1. The using of normal everyday words in text format whether writing a text message or not. 2. To write words and sentences in a texting manner when not texting.

All those people who use textonese to update their profiles drive me crazy.

by Crazzyleggs1973 November 25, 2010

Texanese

A form of language used by some native Texans. Primarily used for embellishing and exaggerating everyday situations to make them seem more dramatic while at the The use of this language is often worse the further away a Texan is from home.

Example of Texanese: You call this rain? heck in Texas we call this a lite sprinkle.

by Turdburglars October 19, 2017

Texanese

A weird mix of southern and midwestern accents and euphemisms spoken primarily in Texas.

I only speak Texanese.

by DoYouHearBanjos December 7, 2020