Texican

One of those mexican construction workers who ride in those little trucks with no air condition. Who are not cute at all.

Hey look a there's a Texican in that truck!

by Selena Golden May 2, 2006

texican

a turd in the toilet

here i sit,my ass cheeks flexin.....givin birth top another texican

by crackhedd January 2, 2008

Texican

A Person of Mexican descent that lives in Texas

My chihuahuas are Texicans!

by A-1n April 23, 2022

Texican

A Texan who embraces their Mexican heritage along with their American citizenship. Also, a damn proud American from South Texas of Mexican heritage.

This bus load of Texicans is going to show the gringos how to cook real BBQ.

by anonymous January 12, 2023

texican't

a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil.

that god damn texican't is at it again.

you are so dumb you must be a texican't.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Trexican

A trill ass Mexican

You know Jose? Dudes a fuckin trexican.

by Bill Schwinn April 6, 2016

Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

by Saint Scams January 1, 2009