tennis

Great sport which involves wimbledon,us open, french open and australian open. The sport is full of great history.Tim henman plays this sport and he will never win wimbledon.

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by Anonymous October 19, 2003

tennis

One of the greatest sports you will ever find. Lots of people think that tennis is a "pussy" sport. Well listen to this. How many "pussys" do you think can play 3-5 hours with only 5 min. breaks after every two games (When even the games can go quite long themselves)

I play tennis; I am not a pussy.

by Alan D. C November 10, 2007

Tennis

A racket sport that can sometimes take hours to play, so it is therefore very tiring. Some dunce male football(soccer) players call male tennis players 'poofters', implying that they are gay, but football is played with lots of boys running around with no shirt on. Famous tennis players include Roger Federer, Nadal, and Andy Murray and Andy Roddick.

Football(soccer) player: Hey, poofter, why are you playing tennis?
Tennis player: You can hardly call me a poofter, at least I don't run around with lots of boys with no shirt on!
Football(soccer) player: ...

by Bobchin May 11, 2011

tennis

The nicest sport in the world.

I was playing tennis the other day usin my Prince More Response racket and won the math 6-1 6-2

by Alecks May 26, 2003

tennies

Short for "tennis shoes."

How do you like my new tennies?

by eryn_pwnsome August 19, 2008

Tennis

A game with a racket and a ball. Requires lots of physical work and reflexs. Johns if the world are usually particularly quite good at the sport.

Wow John can really play tennis.

by Tennis pro August 29, 2013

Tennis

Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique, endurance, reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame, because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.

Interviewer: do u liek hard courts or grass courts?

Tennis guy: gee, iunno. i never smoked hard courts b4.

by Booberella February 28, 2008