by Chicken tendy lover June 30, 2018
Get the Tendysmug. As a young boy who wants the sweet sweet tendys as he is holding up a 9mm
Handgun to the sweet tendys
Handgun to the sweet tendys
by Chicken tendy lover June 30, 2018
Get the Tendysmug. Midwestern term for mid-grade weed. Term describing how buds are more tender than shwag, but not crystalized like kind. AKA middies. Typically used in Ohioan and Western Pennsylvania stoner dialects. Not to be confused with people who don't know anything about weed. Weed that costs $30-$40, depending how nice your friends are.
Stoner 1: "Dude you got any kind?"
Stoner 2: "No, but I got some tendies, man"
Stoner 1: "At least it's not schwag"
Stoner 2: "Wanna go see Hookah?"
Stoner 1: "Nah."
Stoner 2: "No, but I got some tendies, man"
Stoner 1: "At least it's not schwag"
Stoner 2: "Wanna go see Hookah?"
Stoner 1: "Nah."
by Friend-of-a-friend December 28, 2006
Get the tendiesmug. 1. Tender Fresh; Tender fat. A male who's sweet beyond belief, but constantly undermines himself for an elder sibling.
2. A male who's considerate.
2. A male who's considerate.
1. That was thoughtful and sweet. You're being tendie!
by Mae - a lying cult of devious bitches August 3, 2003
Get the Tendiemug. Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
by Gritzy July 19, 2018
Get the Chicken tendiesmug. “Hey, let me get some of those coconut sea tendies.”
“Jumbo, coconut, or popcorn, I love all the tendies of the sea.”
“Jumbo, coconut, or popcorn, I love all the tendies of the sea.”
by FoodScholar September 23, 2020
Get the Sea Tendiesmug.