Chicken tendies 

Another way to say chicken tenders

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

Chicken tendies by Gritzy July 19, 2018

Chicken tendies 

The worlds greatest food and is better than chicken nuggies

Bro: I’m going to get some chicken nuggies.
Bro2: How could you! Chicken tendies are the best!

Chicken tendies by Mr.pbh April 29, 2020

Chicken tendies 

The gay way of saying chicken tenders

Boy: where in the fuck are my chicken tendies mom!!!
Mom: fuck outta here b with your gay ass english

Chicken tendies by Connor cannoli November 30, 2017

chicken tendies 

another name for chicken tenders. chicken tendies is also the name of the best song ever by clinton kane, even though it is never mentioned. stream chicken tendies

hey did you know clinton’s favourite food is chicken tendies

chicken tendies by Gabby Wh February 19, 2021

chicken, give me tendies 

A viral video of a man wanting chicken tenders from a chicken. Every time you say it, you have to follow it up with screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chicken, give me tendies! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

chicken, give me tendies by ThatOneGuyWhoGivesRandomInfo December 13, 2017

Chicken Tendie 

Chicken Tendies: The meme no one will forget... Pepe is king! Pepe is king!

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

Chicken Tendie by TSK_Kyle February 8, 2020