Tej Luthra

A little boy who is my friend who wears a wife beater he loves to eat curry and play basketball with a coconut

OH IMAGINE BEING TEJ LUTHRA WOWOWOWOWOW

by tejveer gosavini March 3, 2022

Tej jignesh mehta

Madly in love with yashvi gala. Has the cutest softy and ramesh everyone should meet them.

He’s such a tej jignesh mehta. (Major simp)

by Hippolakanshsbs November 23, 2021

Tej Pandey

That one guy who always shanks anyone up and banshee screams at random intervals. On the positive but not really positive side, he’s great at giving people random super tight hugs. Overall, very unpredictable and uncontrollably loud.

Bro who’s dat guy ovah deh who beats people up and then hugs them lol while shouting random crap?

Oh that’s obviously Tej Pandey

by I do not agree bro November 23, 2022

Tej Mody

See_Furry Fart Addict

Person: Tej Mody are you bunking
Tej Mody: I like hairy ballsacks

by Moe Lesting April 10, 2023

Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Dirty Tej

That guy at work who listens in on a conversation, then as the parties walk away, he makes a sly remark only just audible to other office staff. A real low life.

If he had something to add, he should just speak up, but no he went all dirty Tej on us.

by Kman4363 September 17, 2021