Teifion

Lazy, Calm, Friendly, Likes to joke around.

Teifion usually doesn't get angry very much.

by BernieBingo October 3, 2010

Teija

Nicest girl alive. Has the nicest ass and tits.. She's super funny and pretty. The perfect girl.

You're so lucky
Why?
Your girl is a Teija!

by Bootygirl22 January 22, 2014

Teija Is Really Stoopid

Teija Is Really Stoopid

part 3 bitches

Teija Is Really Stoopid

*jimmy and gage run away*
70 Year Old Teija: GET OFF ME!
*shady guy walks over to teija and blows his entire load of 50 baby dinosaurs into teijas mouth*
70 Year Old Teija: AHHHH!
*teija gets ripped apart by the dinosaurs*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: I saved the world...
*dinosaur that everyone reading forgot about breaks further into bunker and eats shady guy that teija got raped by but is now 72*
Dinosaur: I love ben 10

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 16, 2019

Teijo

An Asian who is sweet, loving, caring, compassionate and protective. He learns from his mistakes and he has a past. Once he finds a girl that he truly loves he will stick with her no matter what. He is amazing in bed. He can fight but will only do so if he truly cares about what he is fighting for. He knows his drugs and he knows right from wrong. He's smart and sexy and can think very deeply and he is poetic. Hes an athlete and can speak multiple languages. Hes fast, fearless and strong. he's fit, he would never hit a women and he has pride and morals. He's kindhearted and he is awesome with children. Hes silly but he is mature. He acts like a child sometimes but it really cute! He's a best friend a lover a fighter and a companion for life. He doesn't judge and he is very accepting and understanding.

I wish i could have a guy like Teijo.

by shinedown420 April 26, 2014

tejinder

just the ultimate mothafucka, nuff said.

tejinder? fuck eh

by random1912 October 23, 2009

Teija

Teija is a beautiful girl who has a lot of friends will make any class really fun mostly gym class your lucky if you have a teija never take her for granted because you don’t want to lose her she is the best friend you could ever have she will make you smile when your having a bad day and if your her friend she might marshmallow you lol but don’t let her go if you have her

Friend: Wow see her

Other friend: Yea she’s teija let’s be her friend

by Yeet skeet skeet September 16, 2019

Teija Again Lol

Teija Again Lol

Part 2 Cunts

Teija Again Lol

EVEN

MORE

YEARS

LATER

Doctor: Its a... Dinosaur?
Teija: WHAT?!
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By Who Is Currently Standing Outside: HAHA STINKY!
*dinosaur jumps out of stanky beef curtains and roars*
Doctor: YOU DEMON MONSTER! YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE WORLD!
Teija: I'm Sorry!

VERY

LOTS

YEARS

LATER

I

THINK

70 Year Old Teija: Please... Can I come out? It has been so long...
Jimmy: No! Your baby has destroyed Earth! Ya know? The whole reason you have been locked up for 25 years?!
Gage: If the dinosaur comes here, we are leaving you to die!
70 Year Old Teija: I'm sorry...
Jimmy: Yeah you better be. 99% of the human population have been wiped out because of you! We are sealed in a bunker because of you!
*dinosaur finds their bunker and breaks a whole inside*
All 3 of them: AHH!
*man drops down the hole*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72 But Strong: Ha... Ha... Stinky...
Teija: You...
Gage: Hey old lady fuck face whos that?
Teija: He caused me to give birth to a dinosaur... He destroyed the world...
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: Lol poopy...
*shady guy pulls out his dick and ejaculates baby dinosaurs*
Jimmy: RUN!

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 24, 2019