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Best show in da frickin' world... About 4 turtles with deadly martial art weapons. Like Nunchuku, Bo staff, Sai and Katana. Pretty cool shite there man!
They, Liked pizza man. They also fought the almighty shredder!

TMNT! This best show in this frickin' world... Owns all those homo face shows now a days

So.. What da shell?
teenage mutant ninja turtles best show ever.. They could own Dragon ball Z and all those power rangers and that homo face ben 10 crap! Thats the facts jack..
by God321 December 27, 2006
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The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!

It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!

Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?

And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!

Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!

Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!

and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?

Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
by Maniacishere February 28, 2010
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These guys are NOT ninja!

They are samurai!!!

Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!

Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.

Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
Example? Watch the damn tv show!
by Psydon July 13, 2005
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop was produced by Data East in 1990.

Data East released 174 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1979.

Other machines made by Data East during the time period Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop was produced include Back To The Future, Al Unser Jr.'s Turbo Racing, Boulder Dash, Phantom of the Opera, Simpsons, Playboy, Act-Fancer: Cybernetick Hyper Weapon, Hippodrome, Kuhga - Operation Code 'Vapor Trail', and Fighting Fantasy.
by Your bob September 1, 2022
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the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
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Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!
by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023
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