technotarian

a person who eats, sleeps, and breathes technology

a technotarian helped me figure out how to animate with flash

by mozerick February 10, 2007

technosurdia

modified behavioural patterns/experience in human beings in order to accommodate the requirements of technology - for example - you have to put your hand in front of a sensor at the tap in order to have a drink of water and assume an odd and ungainly position.

We need to make this product user friendly and eliminate too much technosurdia.

I'm fed up with technosurdia in shops - I had to wait 15 minutes for the card reader to accept my credit card.

Computer says 'no' - is a great comic example of technosurdia.

by anotheratheist June 27, 2009

technotary

A technosexual who is asked to do menial tasks like format a document that any technoweenie can do by RTFM. a combination of Technologist and Secretary

Although I can perform that task for you, it does not take any technology knowledge -- I am not your technotary

by Tim Young March 16, 2005

technospiritual

Finding God through techno music, surfing the net, dildos, mind machines, and/or other technological advances.

"Sarah had a technospiritual experience last night at that festival, the music lifted her into another dimension."

by ForwardThoughts August 9, 2008

technotarded

Someone that computer technology has by passed

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!

by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011

technoparanoid

A person who suffers with paranoia about how information online & in databases about them may be abused by others who may gain access to it by any kind of technology devices.

After suffering a horrifying experience of online ID theft, she became a full-fledged virtual technoparanoid.

by BeauxZeaux December 3, 2011

technotarded

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.

"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"

by *john-boy* June 6, 2014