One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011
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Get the Technolotitis mug.A person who has a lot experience with a variety of computing technologies, including networking, sys admining, programming, and researching shit on the internet, and can very quickly pick up new technologies. Typically good at communicating and teaching.
The new, radical press organization in town is hiring a few staff technologist to train journalist on how to encrypt their emails.
by rivergods April 1, 2015
Get the technologist mug.the act of plugging the wrong cord into the wrong device. Usually occurs in the dark when your fumbling through a plethora of cords.
cell phone charger into ipod, ipod charger into laptop, laptop charger into cell phone = technological rape
by Skandar December 24, 2010
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"Yea it is so technologized."
"Is that the new iPhone?"
"Yeah, I figured I'd get technologized."
"Yea it is so technologized."
"Is that the new iPhone?"
"Yeah, I figured I'd get technologized."
by Miss Crys February 17, 2010
Get the technologized mug.Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.
WFE: Honey, we need to talk.
Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
by dictospik September 13, 2018
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