Teapot

Ejaculating into a teapot full of tea and serve it to your lover

I teapotted my uncle last week

by The crumpet whistle July 20, 2016

teapot

A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.

Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.

by Redbabushka August 15, 2007

teapot

replaces any other verb

i like to teapot alone in the dark

by coldpicklehand January 25, 2004

Teapot

A male whore who gets with any and every girl that will take him usually very egotistical.

Isn't he with Beth?
No, that was yesterday he got with Hannah last night.
Yeah he's such a teapot.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 1, 2010

Teapot

n. Of or reffering to Carmen. See also: Carmen, hoe

I'm a little teapot

by Hofo February 4, 2003

teapot

The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.

"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."

by Captain Ben July 28, 2008

teapot

Ahren Olson, formerly known as "Handles," because he is short and stout.

All Teapot does is drink and play poker online. What a loser.

by dude March 24, 2004