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Taylor Lautner

The muscular guy from the Twilight movies. While is body is hot, his acting has no depth and seems insincere. Kind of like a 5th grader who joined a drama class, only to give it mild effort to earn extra credit. But he dose have some pretty sweet martial arts skills.
Twilight fan: I'm so in love with Taylor Lautner!

Well-educated person: Why do you love him?

Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!

Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.

Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)
by tjlala October 28, 2012
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Taylor Lautner

Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.

Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
"Hey girl, did you watch Taylor Lautner on SNL last night? Wasn't he hot?"
by Noeeel 101 February 11, 2010
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Taylor Lautner syndrome

When a guy is buff, hot and has a great smile but waaaaaaay too many chicks chasing him. Awesome when he likes you back. Adam Abajian has this... Too bad half the class likes him, I'm just a friend to him.
Me: *Sigh* Adam is so hot...

Alyssa: Don't even go there, he has Taylor Lautner syndrome. All the girls want him.

Me: Damn his hot abs...
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the Taylor Lautner effect

When an actor has no acting ability whatsoever, but the audience do not notice because they are too captivated by how hot the actor is.

Also see the female equivalent: The Megan Fox effect
Amy: Taylor Lautner is so hot, and such a great actor also.

Bill: No he isn't, you've just been struck by The Taylor Lautner effect.
by jonas5 September 25, 2011
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Taylor Lautner

An oiled, ken- doll like celebrity who doesnt own a shirt and cannot act.

First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.

What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)
Crabbe: Dude, your Jolly Rancher kinda looks like Taylor Lautner.

Goyle: Does that even make sense?
by Blajhidh;eogrTIMMY! January 28, 2011
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Taylor Lautner

the SEXIEST guy in the world

plays Jacob in the movie Twilight
taylor lautner is so hot!
by prettypreppp July 5, 2010
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Taylor Lautner syndrome

A version of little man's syndrome where a guy that is short can't get jobs that requires you to be tall (Movies, Sports, a Tall girl's boyfriend) and thus so overcompensates by apparently weight training (possibly shooting up Steroids). This is supposed to draw off the attention of his short stature and draw the appearance of "having great abs". It gives you the role of a fit for a tall athletic six-foot tall person but since you have abs impossibly to get with average weight training (I wonder why), you get it instead. It even makes women too tall for you magically attracted to you.
Taylor lautner is 5'6, and he didn't want to admit he is short to play a role that is fit for a six-foot tall person since the character is 6'7. So he does the "second best" and possibly shoot up roids to look like a tree stump. It's too bad "weight training" doesn't make you taller but it didn't matter as the producers of Twilight knew a good pair of abs makes women of all heights and ages drool. It's because of him, anybody doing the same thing is given the *Taylor Lautner syndrome* title to them.
by Bay Area Resident 925 November 30, 2009
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