I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010

No Talents

All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff

The 8 Faces Of No Talents Never Should Have Been.

by Slade Technics January 9, 2007

taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.

The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.

by jcuhomey July 11, 2010

trentsexual

Someone who is a tottal "wiz at the sack". They can go for ages and please his/her partner for ages

Cory is deffinetly not a trentsexual but trent is

by stinkfire November 19, 2007

Taking my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".

Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.

by T-MLB July 11, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland

Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro

by c1sok1d July 11, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

by bighoops57 July 10, 2010