TARDIS

The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.

She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.

by King Mab April 16, 2015

Tardism

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.

Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

Tardbus

1. Noun:

The name given to a bus that is specifically disigned for the transportation of retarded people.

2. Noun:
The name used by people who have acheived legendary status in their own way.

Jack: Hey check out that Tardbus driving by.
Phill: Awesome! I haven't seen one of those in a while!

Donny: dude your such a Tardbus!
Frank: Aww thanks man!

by Tardbus_edition April 13, 2010

Niggy Tardust

Grippo King, philosopher, and artist.
Downright to the marrow, he’s the arrow through the heartless.
Sunlight in the afternoon, his shadow travels furthest.
Woven through the heart of doom, he’s bursting through the surface.
Hardly nervous, suffice to say, he understands his purpose: Threshold King of everything, a comical absurdist.
Sometimes when he talks he sings, yet keeps his high notes wordless.

When I say Niggy, you say nuthin. Niggy Tardust.

by Toussaint May 25, 2008

TARDIS F-Class

TARDIS Fail-Class. Going through all of time and space failing. Used when someone fails spectacularly or does something particularly stupid.

Being unable to pronounce the word surveillance properly, Muffy was said to have a TARDIS F-Class

by MostCommonLastName February 26, 2010

Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside like the tardis of dr. Who. Normally found on athletic girls who appear "tight" upon cursory inspection, the Tardis Pussy can kill your boner faster than a dalek hell bent on extermination.

"I met the hottest girl at spin class, her body was perfect. After a few drinks we went back to my place and had sex."
-"was she nice and tight from all the spinning?"
"nope. She had a tardis pussy. It was tiny and cute but It was like siding my penis directly into the miky way galaxy."

by Surpriseattackninja August 9, 2012

tardistan

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?
Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

by Kozzie January 10, 2007