art-tarded

means that you can't draw worth shit. When you make a master peice, it looks like a 2 year old just picked up a crayon for the first time, and you are happy with that. also know as artistically challenged

"Dude, what the fuck is that?"
"Don't tease me, I'm art-tarded"

by GummyBear September 21, 2004

School Tarded

Being knowledgeable in school but having no real world skills

Joe: Hey I heard Caroline got an A on the math test!

Nick: Who cares man, you ever talk to her? She's school tarded.

by peake19 June 1, 2011

TardDex

A Harvard Business School concept used by Weeresinghe & Co Management Consultancy to assess the innner strength of your business.

The metrics is

(number of retarded employees)/(number of these retarded employees who been promoted).

As you approach 1 you reach Operational Retardedness

"This quarter we hit a Quarter on Quarter 100% increase in our TardDex quotient. Lets invest in subprime!"

by cwurzle January 20, 2009

Dab-tarded

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013

E-Tarded

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007

e-tarded

The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.

Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?

Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.

by VelvNigga. November 17, 2009

tardsexual

One whose sexual orientation consists of primarily being attracted to those with mental or social deficiences retards.

*in Bubble Boy*
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.

See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.

by Wetherbizzle July 5, 2008