Hym "Aw, did you include Iam in your book?"
Iam "Really? That was nice."
Hym "Doesn't detract from the thing he's doing."
Iam "I know...."
Hym "But yeah, that Tao part sounds like us."
Iam "Really? That was nice."
Hym "Doesn't detract from the thing he's doing."
Iam "I know...."
Hym "But yeah, that Tao part sounds like us."
by Hym Iam August 04, 2022
1. (noun) An old spanish colonial outpost near an ancient indigenous settlement of the Tiwa people located in North Central New Mexico, that has become a magnet for artists, hollywood types, old hippies, and Californian new age yuppies in search of tranquility and "culture". Taos is a year round outdoor destination for skiers, boarders, golfers, outdoorsmen or all types, backpackers, mountain bikers, and other assorted outdoor enthusiasts who would like to justify their ungodly expenditures on North Face and REI equipment.
2. (noun) A defunct clear malt beverage that was marketed to young women in the 1990s precursor to Zima
2. (noun) A defunct clear malt beverage that was marketed to young women in the 1990s precursor to Zima
So, my parents own this time share in Taos, and we totally love to hang out with the indigenous Chicano people who live in the pueblo, because I think its totally cool to want to preserve cultures and stuff and like the environment, so I went mountain biking up to this ancient holy site, and there was crazy vertical....
That girl got totally fucked up on a six pack of Taos and she made a nasty mess in the bathroom.
That girl got totally fucked up on a six pack of Taos and she made a nasty mess in the bathroom.
by nacote January 14, 2005
King Tao is a true faggot. He can't get any so he waits until girls get piss ass drunk and then takes advange of them when they are incoherent. He has a microscopis penis, obviously... since he only gets with girls when they wont remember it the next day. He can frequently be seen at home drinking a case of beer by himself, or in the back of rat's car. Not only does he take advantage of drunk girls, but also enjoys to look at naked little boys. Pathetic is one word to describe this asshole.
Who's that faggot in the corner with a beer in his hand?
Oh, that's king TAO.. King "Takes Analsex Often"
Oh, that's king TAO.. King "Takes Analsex Often"
by MCal April 09, 2005
Only the coolest, hippest, hottest club located inside The Venetian Resort and Casino, in Las Vegas!!
What are we doing tonight?
I dunno let's go to TAO.
couple hours later....20 drinks later....
Hey, I've been looking for you all over the place, where did you go?
Oh I was making out with this guy and this chick, we almost had a threesome in VIP...this place is so fucking hot! Did you see the naked chicks in the bathtub touching each other.....
I dunno let's go to TAO.
couple hours later....20 drinks later....
Hey, I've been looking for you all over the place, where did you go?
Oh I was making out with this guy and this chick, we almost had a threesome in VIP...this place is so fucking hot! Did you see the naked chicks in the bathtub touching each other.....
by crazybeyotch March 21, 2007
forget those other two bullshit definitions. the real definition of TAO is taking advantage of a young girl who drinks too much and loses her option of free will. A man who TAOs will wait until the girl begins to lose her ability to make desicions and he will take advantage of her.
Ostick TAOed that grimy bitch
by King TAO April 06, 2005
I tao'ed your mom lastnight.
by jimmy fringer August 12, 2006
Definitions one and two are both complete bullshit. There is one definition for TAO .. Taking Advantage Of. This is an art commonly practiced by legends all over the world. The process is very simple; intoxicate a cute little girl (preferably younger) and after she has lost her right of free will, Take Advantage Of her. (TAO) TAOing was originated in DELCO
by KING TAO March 25, 2005