Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

Milk Tankers

Pregnant Breast. They are usually so large and full of milk that they are confused with two milk tankers driving on the freeway. If she's a black girl, then she carries around "chocolate" milk.

Hey Jenniqua (black girl), Those are some NICE milk tankers.... i betcha your little boy "Deshawn Malik" will enjoy that chocolate milk when he arrives... Do you need a CDL license to walk around with those things?

by Jim Fausel April 15, 2008

An Oil Tanker For You

1. To Gift Someone an Oil Taker

2. Dio's Famous OVA Quote An Oil Tanker For You.

1. Hey James Here's "An Oil Tanker For you."

2. An Oil Tanker For You.

by OraOraOraOraOra November 23, 2019

Oil tanker

A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with whale. SEE Whale.

The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.

by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

tanker

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead!

by HaeZ February 22, 2007

tanker titties

fat ass man breasts, that u can see through a shirt, most likely involves fat nipples

Eric had some serious tanker titties poking through his suit.

by Buddy Lee April 5, 2003

TankerBangers

The greatest team to ever play Beer Pong.

"Who's up next? TankerBangers?? shit get ready to go streaking..."

"see those guys? they come to the party and drink all the beer.."
"who are they??"
"the TankerBangers..."

by KidSwoll August 2, 2009