A truly exquisite organism, forcing any kind of attractive male specimen to fall upon her majestic looks, with the exception of not sharing a seductive relationship back.
by Lemando April 26, 2015
Get the tasmando mug.Bob:"Hey did you and Jane have sex last night?"
Josh:"No, even better."
Bob:"What's better than sex?"
Josh:"Timman!!!!!!!!"
or
Troy: "Wow, look at her!!!!"
Jasper: " I know i wish i could get some timman from her."
Troy: " You can give it a shot but she is way to intimmanidating to me!"
Josh:"No, even better."
Bob:"What's better than sex?"
Josh:"Timman!!!!!!!!"
or
Troy: "Wow, look at her!!!!"
Jasper: " I know i wish i could get some timman from her."
Troy: " You can give it a shot but she is way to intimmanidating to me!"
by timman5 October 26, 2009
Get the Timman mug.An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.
"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"
Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"
Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."
Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"
Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."
by Hannah.. August 8, 2005
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2. Somewhat dated slang term for the female pubic region, bearing a likeness to (1).
2. Somewhat dated slang term for the female pubic region, bearing a likeness to (1).
Ted: Yeah, Doreen said I she get a taste of things south, so I thought I'd venture down Hobart way. Or should I go to Devonport?
Maurie: Tough call, mate. Hey Denise! Come in to the loungeroom. Spread your map of Tasmania wide so Ted can get a good look and pick up some ideas. When I go down there, I reckon you should spend some time lingering on the mountain in the north. It worth your time and will be well appreciated. Don't just plunge in to the valleys of the deep south, you'll come back too soon.
Maurie: Tough call, mate. Hey Denise! Come in to the loungeroom. Spread your map of Tasmania wide so Ted can get a good look and pick up some ideas. When I go down there, I reckon you should spend some time lingering on the mountain in the north. It worth your time and will be well appreciated. Don't just plunge in to the valleys of the deep south, you'll come back too soon.
by Qpid Stunt January 12, 2005
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If any of you guys have visited tasmania you will see a new type of bogan. let me tell you
Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.
clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.
sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."
some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell
Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"
hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.
If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.
Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.
clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.
sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."
some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell
Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"
hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.
If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.
"Hey bruv! whats goin on man?"
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"
"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<<Tasmanian Bogan)
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"
"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<<Tasmanian Bogan)
by Bogan Hater June 27, 2007
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