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by elbow noodle April 30, 2014
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by Petrabid August 15, 2016
Get the corral the tadpoles mug.Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.
Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.
My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?
I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.
I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.
My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?
I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.
I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.
by Three Chauches October 18, 2006
Get the Tadpole Cannon mug.Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.
Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?
Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!
Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!
by path of least resistance January 27, 2010
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by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
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