Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.

Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

Hardcore tabletop doggy

Doggy style sex by bending on over the table, clutching the tits.

The mess looks like some one had Hmhardcore tabletop doggy over here.

by Asexual_13 June 7, 2020

Chinese Tabletop

The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.

Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.

by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021