A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
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Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
Get the tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels mug.The sound that's made when people come inside from being out in the snow and stomp their boots on the floor to get all the snow off of them.
by calvinswim February 18, 2020
Get the Michigan tap dancing mug.Tap dancing is what people do when they are absolutely bursting for a piss, to the point of not knowing whether they will be able to prevent wetting their pants. People who are tap dancing jump about on the spot, and then start
Jigging up and down and waving hands and moving back and forth
all help to prevent an embarrasing gush of piss flooding out.
Jigging up and down and waving hands and moving back and forth
all help to prevent an embarrasing gush of piss flooding out.
Ohhh maaan I cant get on the bus if it comes now, I been tap dancing for ten minutes and it wont go away.
by Bolly Bag February 14, 2008
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Get the Purple tap dancer mug.To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it
:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.
:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,
:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons
:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,
:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons
by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011
Get the salt shaking tap dancer mug.Dulcie is a sweet sweet sexual individual. She likes ponies and lollipops and walking in fields in daylight. She enjoys phone sex but only on wednesdays at 8. She can do magical things with her tongue. She eats eyeballs for lunch, electrical cords for dinner, and never eats breakfast, unless she has a hangover.
some person : hey, you know that dulcie the famous tap dancer?!
you: sure ! she's the cat's meow ! damn.
you: sure ! she's the cat's meow ! damn.
by tapdancinghoemuncher July 31, 2009
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