Tila Tequila

An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.

Tila Tequila is the best slut in the world, but the worst singer.

by CookingDevice January 5, 2008

Tila

Tila is a person who loves quickly but when it's time to give somebody up she's for it. She falls for people easily yet knows her worth. Is the best kisser and has the past of being very ugly but is beautiful in her present life.

Damn did you see tila today? she looked so fine but i heard her and ***** broke up. She acts like shes okay but she doesnt seem so

by kimberlitehfcn August 17, 2019

tila tequila

the worst singer ever

tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects

by enoughshotstoshare September 28, 2006

Twila

Pronounced (T why La) is strong, loyal & protective. Very Direct and confident. Reliable & on time. Also is the child born at twilight.

To name a child Twila is to say they were born around midnight.

by Icpassion February 10, 2010

tilani

Tilani's are usually people who love being a smartass all the time, but on the overall are beautiful people with amazing souls. They are usually brunettes who are extremely intelligent. Although they can be annoyed very easily they are still the ideal bestfriend. Besides the negatives tilanis are someone you want to have ad keep in your life.

"dude did you see that chick she's such a good friend, she must be a tilani."

by A girl who wants to be heard October 4, 2013

tila tequila

Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.

She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".

There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.

Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.

Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.

by Vivien Mourier April 21, 2007

Tila Tequila

-verb
1. act of having no talent

-noun
2. having no talent

Joe: I can't play this guitar!
Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!

by James L.G. January 3, 2008