Twatching

Using a mirror to observe your own vagina

I was horrified to walk in on Grandma twatching. The doctor suggested twatching to the patient with complaints of retained tampon.

by twatchdog April 18, 2018

Twitchie

a yeemo who is normally rather toxic to actives on discord, break rules, and only come for frank. they are a reason the new vc rule was implemented (i believe), as well as only behave when frank is on the vc.

Ugh, the twitchies were shit talking the mods again.

by Anonymous Cowboy January 3, 2020

Twatching

A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.

Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.

“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”

by Iwannariot February 19, 2020

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching)

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms

About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"

by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011

Twitching

To look at and admire females. Also known as "bird watching.

Jeff: "Hey do you wanna go down to the beach? I fancy some twitching?"

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Bob: "I love wearing sunglasses, they are great for twitching."

by Greveson December 3, 2009

Titchin

When your tits an her chin are one in the same

Oh my god look at that bitches titchin

by Avfc16 November 23, 2016

Twitchen

Twitchen is used for a friend that makes plans with you but never turns up.

1) Demi made plans with me but didn’t show up. She’s done a twitchen.

2) She won’t turn up she will do a twitchen.

by KrampusUK November 28, 2019