Turdburglar

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012

turdburglar

one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying

most anyone's younger sibling

by Kimo November 26, 2002

Turdburglar

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

by So.Not.Emo May 16, 2006

turdburglar

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

by skidyard May 13, 2006

Turdburglar

1. Often used to describe a man suffering from sexual confusions and of low intelligence.

2. A Unrightious Mother Fucker

Tom can be a real turdburglar

by DrMeanDudeMD October 08, 2006

turdburglar

Someone who burglars turd

Dag yo, I am a total Turdburglar as I burglar Turd!

by matt_cccp January 16, 2005

Turdburglar

When you do anal with someone and you pull out shit

Him: ‘I just pulled out shit’
Her: ‘I thought I cleaned’
Me in their wardrobe: ‘you fucking turdburglar’

by burgl4ry October 12, 2021