turd burglar

A homosexual male.

He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.

by Choccy Log July 9, 2016

turd burglar

A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.

"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"

by chase May 13, 2005

Turd Burglar

n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door

I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!

by Ryan Shizzle March 13, 2003

Turd Burglar

Someone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall.

"I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away".

by iceman26 March 11, 2007

turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

by therondi92 March 8, 2009

turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

by Russian86 February 3, 2008

turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

by Dr. J.J. April 8, 2006