TSA

1. The act of stepping over a line. (i.e. to touch inappropriately and/or make someone uncomfortable.)

2. Unsolicited physical advances of a romantic/sexual intention. (i.e. to place ones hand on a thigh,shoulder, or breast)

3. To give an order that debases another person and/or give an order that ignores ones rights (molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there)
-also refer to:TSA virgin.
-Also refer to TSA whore

(molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there to avoid the TSA)

by That's Mr Pistole to you! November 29, 2010

TSA

Trained Sexual Assault

Mission: TSA protects the Nation's transportation systems to ensure freedom of movement for people and commerce, while conducting psychological testing on travelers.

Vision: TSA continuously sets the standard for excellence in transportation security through its people, processes, and technology and envisions a time in America's future when customers entering the Stop 'n' Rob will be patted down by the illegal alien at the counter.

"I'm tired of masturbating; I'm gonna go to the airport an get me a TSA"

"Should I be worried that my boyfriend enjoyed being gate raped with a TSA?"

Heard from a TSA conversation, "they used to not take off their shoes; just how far will they let us go? Maybe we CAN implement the 'strip-n-spread'!"

by justthinkin' November 30, 2010

TSA

TSA, aka The Sexual Assaulters. They take nude pictures and grope genitals of US citizens, children, and grandmothers at airports, while ignoring adult male Muslims.

TSA is run by a pissant named Pistole who is totally unqualifed, and his boss is Janet Incompetano.

Incompetano ignores wide open USA borders with thousands of unchecked illegal border crossers per day, while mandating violation of 4th Amendment rights of US citizen grandmothers in airports.

My 95 year old grandfather got TSA'd at the airport by a high school dropout who fondled his shriveled up junk. Grandpa hit him with his cane and was hauled off to the gulag.

by beedogs November 25, 2010

TSA

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

TSA employs sexually perverse adults, pederasts, who disturbingly perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013

TSA

Terrorist Support Association - the people who are supposed to be protecting the country but are helping terrorists destroy civil liberties.

I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.

by liberty_lover November 22, 2010

TSA

An abbreviation for the Toilet Seat Assassin. Someone whose ass is so large that he/she throws the toilet seat out of alignment as they attempt to grab the toilet paper. This pheonomonen has been confirmed and documented in at least one lavatory in Syosset, NY. You cannot stop the TSA, only hope to befriend and contain him.

Damn, that ass was so big she sat on my toilet and broke the shit, The TsA has struck again.

"SAVE THE BOWLS"

by Barfield September 5, 2007

TSA

To grope, like how the TSA does.

You better not hang out with Kobe Bryant, he'll go all TSA on you.

by FarMann November 21, 2010