Trained Sexual Assault
Mission: TSA protects the Nation's transportation systems to ensure freedom of movement for people and commerce, while conducting psychological testing on travelers.
Vision: TSA continuously sets the standard for excellence in transportation security through its people, processes, and technology and envisions a time in America's future when customers entering the Stop 'n' Rob will be patted down by the illegal alien at the counter.
Mission: TSA protects the Nation's transportation systems to ensure freedom of movement for people and commerce, while conducting psychological testing on travelers.
Vision: TSA continuously sets the standard for excellence in transportation security through its people, processes, and technology and envisions a time in America's future when customers entering the Stop 'n' Rob will be patted down by the illegal alien at the counter.
"I'm tired of masturbating; I'm gonna go to the airport an get me a TSA"
"Should I be worried that my boyfriend enjoyed being gate raped with a TSA?"
Heard from a TSA conversation, "they used to not take off their shoes; just how far will they let us go? Maybe we CAN implement the 'strip-n-spread'!"
"Should I be worried that my boyfriend enjoyed being gate raped with a TSA?"
Heard from a TSA conversation, "they used to not take off their shoes; just how far will they let us go? Maybe we CAN implement the 'strip-n-spread'!"
by justthinkin' November 28, 2010
TSA, aka The Sexual Assaulters. They take nude pictures and grope genitals of US citizens, children, and grandmothers at airports, while ignoring adult male Muslims.
TSA is run by a pissant named Pistole who is totally unqualifed, and his boss is Janet Incompetano.
Incompetano ignores wide open USA borders with thousands of unchecked illegal border crossers per day, while mandating violation of 4th Amendment rights of US citizen grandmothers in airports.
TSA is run by a pissant named Pistole who is totally unqualifed, and his boss is Janet Incompetano.
Incompetano ignores wide open USA borders with thousands of unchecked illegal border crossers per day, while mandating violation of 4th Amendment rights of US citizen grandmothers in airports.
My 95 year old grandfather got TSA'd at the airport by a high school dropout who fondled his shriveled up junk. Grandpa hit him with his cane and was hauled off to the gulag.
by beedogs November 23, 2010
TSA employs sexually perverse adults, pederasts, who disturbingly perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013
Terrorist Support Association - the people who are supposed to be protecting the country but are helping terrorists destroy civil liberties.
I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.
by liberty_lover November 20, 2010
An abbreviation for the Toilet Seat Assassin. Someone whose ass is so large that he/she throws the toilet seat out of alignment as they attempt to grab the toilet paper. This pheonomonen has been confirmed and documented in at least one lavatory in Syosset, NY. You cannot stop the TSA, only hope to befriend and contain him.
Damn, that ass was so big she sat on my toilet and broke the shit, The TsA has struck again.
"SAVE THE BOWLS"
"SAVE THE BOWLS"
by Barfield August 29, 2007
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