by One Two February 6, 2008
Get the Troglodyte Salad mug.A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.
I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?
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Get the Troblems mug.The Troels is a rare breed which lives in the nature of Herning. It is defined as a rather geeky one too.
(tro%ls), subst. -e, -en, -s, Trololese
1: This creature looks like ordinary human but they aren’t. You can recognize Troels by its stunningly good-looking fur, its slightly smoky aroma, it often shows itself in black and blue colors, and if you track it down you have to be very fast because it is always in a hurry. The Troels doesn’t eat fish. The Troels is very skilled in many ways, among other things it is gifted with a logical sense and an understanding of technology. This creature is also known for it loving nature.
2: To do a Troels defines if you behave like the Troels in any way. This often means if you are using tons of time on explaining something before you get to the point.
-The name of this creature is original the name of a Danish writer called Troels Kløvedal. Before anyone had observed the Troels directly it was to be called Thomas, but when it was seen by human they decided to call it Troels because it was definitely not a Thomas.
1: This creature looks like ordinary human but they aren’t. You can recognize Troels by its stunningly good-looking fur, its slightly smoky aroma, it often shows itself in black and blue colors, and if you track it down you have to be very fast because it is always in a hurry. The Troels doesn’t eat fish. The Troels is very skilled in many ways, among other things it is gifted with a logical sense and an understanding of technology. This creature is also known for it loving nature.
2: To do a Troels defines if you behave like the Troels in any way. This often means if you are using tons of time on explaining something before you get to the point.
-The name of this creature is original the name of a Danish writer called Troels Kløvedal. Before anyone had observed the Troels directly it was to be called Thomas, but when it was seen by human they decided to call it Troels because it was definitely not a Thomas.
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