Totem_pole

A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.

Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022

Totem Pole Challange

Taping 3 or more beers together and shotgunning all of them at once.

Brad: Yo bruh, what are you doing with my beers?

Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.

by jg357 December 17, 2018

totem pole sisters

two girls who share or have shared the same sexual partner

Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!

by Brad the Dick April 14, 2014

totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 5, 2017

German Totem pole

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.

Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013