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Tosser in Tin-Foil

The antonym of 'Knight in Shining Armour'.

The Guy that every girls wishes would go away.
I thought that he was my night in Shining armour... Turns out he was only a tosser in tin-foil :(
by Walking Encyclopaedia March 19, 2011
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salad tosser

SALAD TOSSER ( P ) Pronunciation Key (saled tôser)
v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es
v. tr.
1.The art of eating ass.
2.To agitate ones rectal with tongue
3.Anal fellatio
4.Tongue lashing someones poophole
"He bends over as he/she tosses his salad"

"OMG! That chick ate my ass for hours, she's an awesome salad tosser"
by Lan B. September 28, 2005
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Plate tosser

A plate tosser is a rarely used "derogatory" term towards Asians. It refers to the idea that Asians name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound they make.
Example of a plate tosser name: Ching Chong Ding
by WTF;POPTART?* January 5, 2009
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t5 tosser

t5 tosser is VW van t5 done right up with . lower new wheels , surf stickers on : but the person owning it never goes surfing or camping. Boy racers version of a van
A Done up vw T5 van goes by , in the city miles away form the beach , you say look at that T5 tosser
by vitoman January 23, 2011
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Tosser

Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.

Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!
by Gillis1000 January 4, 2009
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Wrench Tosser

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.
Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.
by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007
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Tomahawk Tosser

A racial epithet used to describe a Native American and their uncanny ability to hurl small axes at Spanish explorers.
Man, I hate going to Indian casinos and giving my money away to those damn Tomahawk Tossers.
by C-Smitty March 30, 2011
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