turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.

Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."

by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

Frat Tornado

The act of Hitting cups or cans off the beer pong table at girls and or pledges.

Guy: "FRAT TORNADO"
Girl: "You just hit me with that can in back of the head"
Guy: "You can't prevent a Frat tornado"

by Chet_Wellington December 2, 2011

Kentucky Tornado

You fuck a girl on a rotating stool. As you're about to cum, you pull out, spin her around, and shoot your load on her while she's spinning.

That hoe was dizzy after that Kentucky Tornado!

by C.J. Loveland December 20, 2007

torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

Fecal tornado

The vortex of wind and human feces that forms when using an inverted-U shaped hand dryer.

It was clear upon seeing the microbial biofilm encasing the inside of the hand dryer in the airport bathroom that my hands would have to suffer the fury of a fecal tornado in order to be dried.

by DrGerm November 28, 2018

Smoky tornado

When using breasts to stimulate a penis, the man lights his pubic hair on fire right before he is about to produce. Then the woman finishes him off using her mouth and puts out the pubic fire using a small electronic fan.

A.J. Daulerio tries to get women using the smoky tornado, normally with great success.

by Rtrock June 2, 2007