rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good

Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

mootin' tootin'

1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.

1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"

by Mark Howell May 5, 2008

vladimier tootin

Russian president who has eaten to much taco bell and has a series case of tootin and is mentally gay and is sexually confused

man, I just Vladimier tootin.

by Bornkl snort April 28, 2017

rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

darn tootin

A redneck's way of saying coolio.

Bobby Joe: "Did you see that tractor?"
Billy Ray: "Yup, it was darn tootin"

by Staffetkongen March 11, 2016

darn tootin

A phrase that 99 year old men use when describing a "fine young thing"
Adjective.

"Ricky Bob was that pretty young thing fly?"
"Darn tootin! Der ol' Bobby Rick!"

by Meeka! January 5, 2009