2 tonne machine

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.

The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.

by Ben Booth October 13, 2017

ass-tonne

1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.

2. (colloquial) Some large amount.

"That's an ass-tonne of cocaine you've got there!"

by Doctor- Professor Patrick November 17, 2013

Chigga Ten Tonne

Chigga Ten Tonne can be defined as a fat chink who completely dunks his hair in a tub of hair gel this morning making it hella thicc and then gets extremely angry if someone touches it and usually then impales them on the desk.

Damnnnn, that boy is getting absolute fucked by that Chigga!! That Chigga Ten Tonne is going sicko mode on that hoe!

by Cameron's friend October 14, 2019

Tonne

Adding something to urban dictionary to win an argument on the internet.

Did I just tonne ya? You're damned right I did!

by Ginger_till_i_dye October 6, 2022