Tobias 

The sweetest ginger on the entire planet. Possibly even in the entire universe. His adorable nature will make you love him instantly. His goofyness can always cheer you right up! His interest includes solving rubik's cube (which he's freaking amazing at), being gay, playing curling, and being the greatest friend ever.

"That guy is so sweet and adorable!"
"Yeah, he's really Tobias"

Tobias by Universal pictures January 13, 2013

Tobias 

1) a maneuver in which one departs uncommonly early, usually to pursue other, less exciting endeavors
2) the leaving of a bar abnormally early

Joe pulled a regular Tobias last night and left before Hour was even over to go home and sleep.

Tobias by wisco1 September 20, 2011

Tobias 

A guy who takes a lot of ganja

Bro you are such a Tobias

Tobias by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

Tobias 

A gentle being but also very incompetent

Stop being such a Tobias!

Tobias by Demonically insane April 18, 2021

tobias 

Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.

"Bring me luck Tobias!"

tobias by lamartinm May 30, 2015

Tobias 

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

Tobias by tacostacos November 23, 2005

Tobias 

Someone that cares about the humans around him

"Hey! Do you see this Tobias; he's helping everyone!'

Tobias by Oat6942069 June 10, 2021