by moofah December 07, 2003
Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.
by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020
A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
by RTM 1963 October 01, 2021
When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.
"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"
by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013
In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.
If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.
by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 05, 2007
by podankster April 23, 2004
Get out of my face you little toad.
by Light Joker September 28, 2004