Tito

Usually a guy in relationship that his friends forced him into

Person 1: Look Tito is so cute

by Digrfcjij November 2, 2018

Tito

Tito is the root of all evil. Tito can be used for any scenario. Tito is always the reason something bad happens. Tito is to blame.

Mom: Why is your room dirty

You: I don’t know Tito must have done it

You fail your test , Tito is the reason

You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault

Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault

by SaliceRose January 26, 2020

TITO

TITO: acronym for "Turtle In, Turtle Out", which is when your poop comes out a little bit, but then goes back in.

I had to go poop really bad, but couldn't find a bathroom, and had a couple TITO's while driving around looking for a bathroom.

by MyRealNameisBob August 23, 2009

Tito

To beat the crap out of an old man 4 times in a row.

He was just feeding the ducks why did you "Tito" that old man!

by Dankman October 11, 2006

tito

The most beautiful girl who is not always appreciated. Very loving and caring. Always the finest among her friends and the most loyal person you will ever meet. Very pretty and outspoken. Everyone is always envious of her because she has one of the most amazing bodies. If you meet her never let her go because you will never find anyone like her. Only the luckiest of men get to date her.

I wish I was tito she's so pretty it's not fair

by nameeeeegenerator April 10, 2018

Tito

a really greasy, smelly mexican who rarely takes showers.

Look at that Tito over at Taco Bell. I mean come on, take a shower man.

by Karina S. December 16, 2007

Tito

Gay little chubb brother.

I can't believe Autumn think Tito is cute...he's super chubby. lol.

by Icecream21 July 11, 2008