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circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 17, 2021
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national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021
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National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!
Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you
by JXDXR August 10, 2021
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Spend time with your brother day on april 24th
Brother 1: Hey! Today is Spend time with your brother day. Brother 2:Let's hang out!
by scxxurge April 24, 2024
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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The Ol' Time-of-Day

Sex.

But used in a pseudo-mockingly "I'm going to pretend I'm a dude in the 40's and say things indirectly in a nice way" kind of way.
Man 1 - "So, Pal, didja' giv'er the ol' time-of-day?"
Man 2 - "Well, gee, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell!"
by Montgomery Dean Cappo III August 3, 2010
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On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022
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