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time bomb 

The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.
Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.
time bomb by crookedrose May 30, 2008

Time Bomb 

Sitting on the toilet waiting for your explosive diarrhea to come out.
I wonder what Peter ate for dinner, he's in the toilet having another time bomb.
Time Bomb by LeilaSP March 25, 2019
noun, adv,adj,verb; tyme-bahm
1.) The act of secretly giving a girl multiple laxatives then proceeding to engage in anal sex while striving to cum as fast as possible preferably before she defecates.
2.) An extreme sport in many major fraternities.
Person 1: How was it man?
Person 2: Shit man she blew first.
Person 1: Oh she was a time-bomb?
Person 2: Yea...
time-bomb by Beerad Reeser November 17, 2009

TIME BOMB TEXT 

Its when you send a bunch of your contacts a text(s) in the middle of the night and its there waiting for them when they wake up.
I sent all my contacts in my phone a TIME BOMB TEXT explaining that I got a new phone number at 2:am. The next morning my new phone was CELLIFIRED, becasue they text me so much to say they got it. A few of my contacts DEFUSEXTED while I was sending them out and I had to re send them, becuase they were still up.
TIME BOMB TEXT by DEL415 September 25, 2010

Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.

walking time bomb 

a person who is likely become extremely violent at any moment
They never suspected that he was walking time bomb.