Thumbing

The act of going AFK with no warning.

"Where did John go?"

"I don't know; he might be AFK."
"Damn, he thumbing for real."

by wassykicks July 9, 2023

thumbing

Strumming a guitar with your thumb instead of a pick because you’re tired of losing it or dropping in your guitar

“I got tired of losing my pick so I just started thumbing my guitar instead”

by Somedude778 October 22, 2023

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

thumbing off

the process of clicking on your own submissions thumbs up button

like jerking off your ego

That idiot spends the whole day on various websites just thumbing off

example 2: every time i check my urbandictionary entries i end up thumbing off

by streigh July 23, 2009

thumbing a softie

to use one's thumb or finger in an attempt to prop up one's soft, flacid, floppy penis during intercourse

Robbie Houstoun, AKA 'Floppy Robby' is thumbing a softie, but isnae fooling anybody

by macfear August 23, 2014

thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

by Albert Q Fuxbridgingberry March 16, 2004