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wake the wife wanker

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wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy
by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021
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Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?
by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021
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The act of pushing gender and race inclusivity by Hollywood for the exclusive purpose of making money.
Person A: Did you see that scene in endgame where all the women teamed up? That was badass.
Person B: That scene was cool but a real charge of the wife bregade.
by CptWondertoes October 31, 2019
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How's the wife?

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The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.
Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021
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The Good Wife

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A great series, starring Julianna Margulies which airs on tuesdays at 10 pm on CBS. Its about the day to day life of Alicia Florrick, wife of a famous state attorney who she is furious at for cheating on her and who is now in jail. Alicia also works in a law firm, in which she deals with interesting cases every day. She has two teenage children, a boy and a girl, who are taken care of by their grandmother. I highly recommend this series as it is a very enjoyable, intriguing and entertaining series.
The Good Wife is an example of a good law / mystery series, its way better that Law and Order (which, in my opinion, is shit)
by V I D E O S E V E N February 24, 2010
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the angry wife

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When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.
After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !
by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021
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The good wife syndrome

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When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.
Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.
by Larrykernen September 23, 2022
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