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The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
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The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is a fun and hilarious online dictionary suitable for finding the definitions of modern, 'urban' words such as melons, swag, or many more which have incredulously funny, weird and unique definitions created by the users of this entertainment and educational 😒website. ;)
Stupid Idiot (1): Bro, have you seen the amazing new online dictionary, the urban dictionary?
Stupid Idiot (2): No bro, I have to go and check that sick thing out!
The Urban Dictionary by O_Hhh September 3, 2019

The Urban Dictionary

Where all poverty races meet up and try to frame white people
Mohammed goes on the urban dictionary & changes his username to Phil and types about how mohammeds are sandnigs to increase global pity for himself. (White people are hated for beauty)

The Urban Dictionary

An overrated place with no anti-offensive filter overran by incredibly rude stuff and explicit content by people who think they are cool, but, sadly only because they swear, offend people, be toxic, and chat about explicit content. I feel sorry for people who come here and are forced to be exposed to the nonsense here.
(Searches up “hello” in the urban dictionary)

Definition: *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*

You wouldn’t want to see what would come next...
The Urban Dictionary by Zyrom121 October 23, 2018

The Urban Dictionary

What is Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is a website you are at now. It is a total waste of time. In Urban Dictionary, RANDOM PEOPLE post meanings of other RANDOM PEOPLE which they 99.9999999999999999999% don't know. But sometimes people get happy while listening to praises of their own.
Yay! Someone said that I'm pretty in The Urban Dictionary!!! I'm so happy.
The Urban Dictionary by Oopsies!!! November 29, 2020

The Urban Dictionary

A place where people go when they're bored. As your reading this, your most likely in a boring class right now. The Urban Dictionary not only has slang terms, but also normal definitions. You can type anything in The Urban Dictionary and most likely find a definition. You can also make your own definitions, but lets be honest it probably won't make it to the front page....oh wait.
The Urban Dictionary by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

The Urban Dictionary

Wanna hear a joke? The urban dictionary.
lmao u fucking suck at jokes
The Urban Dictionary by RedTheCat September 27, 2020