"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.
"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."
by Baron06 April 19, 2010
Get the Chewing the Towel mug.A reaction when you see a fine fox, say a nice attracive lady is laying on your towel, and you don't want to take away that towel from her, you say very nice,"Ma'am, You can Keep The Towel." And If she throws it back at you you must sniff it.
Greg, Charlie, Ross, What do I say to this fox? She is laying on my towel! Greg Says: First ya gotta tell that bitch to keep it, then ya hit that shit when your done!
Spencer Says: Hey Bitch you can Keep The Towel!
And The Story went on as of that day Spencer had boned his first women and let me tell you this my friends, just because of that one line, all the ladies in his hometown now get towels thrown at them when they are nude at the beach.
Spencer Says: Hey Bitch you can Keep The Towel!
And The Story went on as of that day Spencer had boned his first women and let me tell you this my friends, just because of that one line, all the ladies in his hometown now get towels thrown at them when they are nude at the beach.
by Jizzman69 January 17, 2008
Get the Keep The Towel mug.When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).
by Kerfew July 4, 2022
Get the Hang the towel mug.The action of placing a towel on the floor (under the door) to cover the gap left between the bottom of the door and the floor. This will prevent any smells (like those created by the burning of illegal drugs) from escaping the room and contaminating common areas.
"Towel the door" can also be used as a command to someone telling them to do the action previously described.
If your gonna smoke, just stick a towel under your door and use a fan to blow the smoke out the window.
"Towel the door" can also be used as a command to someone telling them to do the action previously described.
If your gonna smoke, just stick a towel under your door and use a fan to blow the smoke out the window.
Kelly: Towel the door, bitch so this dank shit doesn't stink up the hallway.
Dan: Why don't you just use a sploof.
Kelly: Your a dumbass, you have to use a sploof in conjuction with febreeze, a fan, and toweling the door.
Dan: Why don't you just use a sploof.
Kelly: Your a dumbass, you have to use a sploof in conjuction with febreeze, a fan, and toweling the door.
by kannabis kid July 15, 2010
Get the Towel the Door mug.Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them
"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*
by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010
Get the The Skimpy Towel Treatment mug.When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.
Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.
by Skunkwaffle January 29, 2009
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