the super straight

The best complement known to man kind straight

Jamallsis: I'm in the most shit mood right now and wanna kms

Shawneequa: you have the super straight
Jamallsis: ( instantly becomes rich and gets mad hoes) thanks for the compliment

by The mother tucker May 17, 2018

The Super Bowl

the natinal championship of football

the minnesota vikings should easily be able to win the super bowl this year

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

The Super Bag

When an unexpecting victim is sitting down in a chair, u proceed to quietly walk up to them and put duct tape around their head, and u then proceed to tape their face to ur nut-peice.

Alex: Dude i totally just gave that brotha The Super Bag.
Kevin: Yo nuts were all up in his grill
Alex: Hes prolly gonna taste my nuts for a month...im super 1337.

by Havik8(The Cuban) March 5, 2008

The Super Bowl

See "The Bowl". The Super Bowl mirrors the act of "The Bowl" except that prior to bathroom sex, the man excretes feces and urine from his body into the toilet bowl. When he shoves the female's head into the toilet bowl before ejaculating, she finds herself surrounded by urine and feces for but a moment before the toilet is flushed and the act of "The Bowl" is completed

Man, las night I super bowled that lady.

by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals

A post modern posse of men/women/hermaphrodites who revel in the joy of being absolutely nothing special.

Jesus Christ I'm tired of The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals people. They annoy me endlessly what with their love of Walt Whitman poetry and crying.

by Fenton Rearman January 11, 2009

The Super League

A plan made by the 12 assholes clubs in Europe to have their own separate competition, and get more TV revenue and money in the process, which would've made the gap of richer and "poor" clubs even bigger, especially when there was still a pandemic happening. Eventually everyone got mad and most of the 12 founding clubs made half-ass apologies.

Person 1: "Hey, maybe we should give The Super League a chance."
Person 2: "Someone please, exorcise this guy."

by emanimates13 July 3, 2022